Yule Lad #8 Skyr Gobbler

Skyr was an Icelandic dairy product similar to yogurt.  These pranking goblins get progressively worse.  If Skyr Gobbler does come to your house who is to say that he hasn't a taste for yogurt?  For the next two weeks we might find out...

Skyr Gobbler, the eighth,
was an awful stupid bloke.
He lambasted the skyr tub
till the lid on it broke.
Then he stood there gobbling
- his greed was well known -
until, about to burst,
he would bleat, howl and groan.